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Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
by EvanMileus March 8, 2008
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Christmas

Christmas is a Pagan holiday. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.

In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking.

In 313 AD Emperor Constantine converted the Roman Empire to Christianity so stop it from engulfing itself in civil war. December 25th, a highly spiritual day already, became a prime day for Christianity's savior to be born.
red a fucking book on Christmas
by pvtdanziger June 21, 2009
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Christmas shaft

Getting little if anything for Christmas.
This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.
by the legendary Doug Johnson December 29, 2009
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Christmassy

An enviromental condition where temperatures become low enough to remind someone of Christmas and other fantasical winter festivities.
omg is christmassy in here, cuddle with me to warm me up.
by darsh00 September 16, 2010
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Christmas

Could this year get any worse? oh look, It's Christmas
by S. A. Jackson January 9, 2008
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Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!
by PangMaster March 11, 2009
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Christmas Hobo

A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.
Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"

*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*

Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."
by Benj & Kyle November 13, 2005
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