Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.

by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

meat chalice

A vagina or a clotoris filled to the brim with sweet sweet male nectar

The women’s meat chalice was quite moist

by LucrativeButters December 22, 2017

black chancha

A very large black penis; OG mudbone

Damn, Jamal’s black chancha is the most amazing thing ever.

by Licklick333 February 25, 2018

Mason chance

Thinks his fox body is the best fucking small tire car there is keeps talking about his non existing plans for his s10 and plays door slammers 2 all fucking day

Mason chance is a terrible racer

by Foxbody mustang December 13, 2018

the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open

dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays

by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019

3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020