Chairleader

Someone who pushes chairs around the office to look busy.

Natasha stop being a chairleader and do some work!

by JubJubs May 15, 2014

chair

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

Why are you raping the chair!?

by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015

Death Chair

A hilarious and often beer fuelled game for two or more players. Person A sits on a standard issue office chair (smooth wheels are a must), whilst Person B proceeds to move them towards increasingly uncomfortable situations at great speed. Good examples include stairs or walls. Guaranteed to amuse, Guaranteed to regret the next day.

Anyone for death chair?

by Myky November 23, 2007

Third Chair

On Jimmy Pardo's Comedy Podcast Never Not Funny the seat traditionally occupied by comedian Pat Francis.

Pat Francis is the only third chair for me!

by Sevrenn October 15, 2008

office chair ballet

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.

In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

rocking chair mode

a state of being so busy yet being busy can't get you anywhere..

buying time,

unproductively busy,

on relationships - being boyfriend / girlfriend for 5 years and up

hey want to join us for coffee?

sorry can't come, i'm busy..

busy with what? your video games?

i just wonder when will u be off from your rocking chair mode?

How long have you been with your boyfriend now?

uhhmm.. long enough to be considered as a rocking chair mode

by lazy laila June 4, 2011

Amusement Park Chair

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table

Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010