castro valley

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.

i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.

by J.M.F. July 6, 2006

Casteel

Someone who is rich in power and cares for other people. He/She also is a good looking and unique person.

Dude, he is such a Casteel because of his good looks and wealth.

by Grant Williams January 8, 2017

Castlemore

basically bramptons bel air unless you live in a basement dont claim you struggle

Castlemore man:yo im straight out of castlemore ill murk any man
Vodden man: run your shit

Castlemore man:im sorry, I was joking, take everything!

by yourgirlsabattri August 23, 2018

Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.

Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.

by Jesus152 December 20, 2010

Valerie Castellano

She's very beautiful. She comes from Texas and deserves all the love.
Oh god I love her already!!

"My heart is pounding for her, she is Valerie Castellano!"

by bad flirt😍 September 27, 2021

Castellón (de la Plana)

Hot city with lots of gorgeus girls, great beaches, beautiful mountains, and better fuck. Actually full of Romanians (near 60.000). We have a great rivalry with the poshies of Valencia and the provincials from Villarreal.

C´mon to Castellon to fuck a hoe.

by Kike January 10, 2005

Castle Crunk

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.

Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks

by Sir Lancelot June 11, 2006