Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

by Mr schmitty ass September 5, 2011

Shlomo the Camel

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
= For more words of wisdom check dracoturtles.

Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...

by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

Joe Camel

A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)

Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel

by BitchSlap August 7, 2003

camel humper

Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.

Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

Caeli

One bad bitch. A Caeli works out every day and could easily bench press 275. With her super-human strength comes a super-human personality. Prefers savory over sweet food. Loves the word "contemplate." Known to experience existential crises, and could out-drink anyone in a hot sauce drinking competition. Hates sweet potatoes. Has kind eyes (and a kinder heart) and loves long walks on the beach.

Caeli is one bad bitch!

by fertilized b February 14, 2018

camel

an arab or a chaldean, used to say homeboy, or buddy, friend

wadup camel

nm u nigga

by A-M-R-O June 21, 2005