Can of Manwich 

Having a big, thick piece of man-meat; a huge penis.

I am so sore from last night! Jaacee tore my pussy up with that big Can of Manwich.

Can of Manwich by jaacee August 22, 2006

can I get a piece 

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

can I get a piece by Trixie April 29, 2004

can on whoopass 

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

can on whoopass by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?

Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.

Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!? by jsells July 16, 2008

Can't Dip Dust 

The undippable, smaller almost useless chips and the bottom of a dorito bag. These are often left to go to waste as they are unable to support tasty salsa and cannot be consumed comfotably without tipping the bag up in a cave man like display of greedyness.

Person 1: Ah man, that was the last good chip

Person 2: No way man theres loads left!

Person 1: Nuh uh! You Can't Dip Dust douchebag

Person 2: Ppsshhhhh

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Person 1: Dude, you want a chip with salsa they're so tasty!

Person 2: Ahh yeah thanks...WTF man, theres no dipping chips in here there's only Dust, Can't Dip Dust! Throw that shit away.

Person 1: Aight, but don't waste the dust I'ma tip that bag up later when no ones here

Can't Dip Dust by mcollett88 August 1, 2009

can't get a wank in edgeways 

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

can't get a wank in edgeways by The sting December 23, 2013

can i have a sky 

Means: you have drink of something not touching your mouth but holding so you can get the liquid in the mouth

Hey can I have a sky of your water

can i have a sky by Imamaster101 February 4, 2018