Comment Buzz

When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.

1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.

2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.

Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!

3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."

by Mang0Luver December 28, 2014

commentfarming

Any technique used to raise ones comment count on any forum, blog, or comment section, that keeps records of and display individual comment counts. Most notable techniques are, trolling, spamming, or playing dumb to goat people.

Speaker two: don't lie you have at least 500.

Speaker one: I don't know what your talking about it only about 100.

Speaker two: dude its 500 check the counter

Speaker one: are you sure?

speaker two: Ok now you are just commentfarming

by M. Van Dunkelschreiber May 1, 2014

commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014

Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"

God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

commander doge

an illegal that can't even jump over a wall and no tiene un pito (doesn't have a dick)

Look at that commander doge over there, what a faggot.

by smartblackboy March 19, 2019

commander vook

The type of person who has an authoritarian presence, although they may not be often aware of this. Commander Vooks are sometime viewed as scary and cryptic, and not just to their friends. Commander Vooks are seen as cynical and at times, creepily terrifying. Despite all of this, they are renowned for having a strong affinity towards Germany, both past and future. Beware, Commander Vooks are always watching their peers, even if they are not aware....

“I was at the store today, but this guy I saw was real creepy, almost like a Commander Vook...”

by Omega Team June 3, 2020

Commander Connor

A up going youtuber who is almost at 100 subscribers.

Commander connor is the best youtuber ever around in the whole wolrd

by SpEcIaL f0rCeS November 17, 2020