crapdogg

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes

1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!

by hash poop May 16, 2003

Craptacualr

Mis-spelling of Craptacular.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.

my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

craplunk

The echoing sound of crap as it hits the water.

Honey, are you alright, I heard a huge craplunk and thought you may have fallen in.

by Guy Strunk May 25, 2006

crapnal

when you take a shit and it splatters back onto you and the toilet.

Dude, i just took a shit and got hit with the crapnal.

by John Attardo January 12, 2007

crap-a-roo

a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.

note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.

Dad: "Don't give me any crap-a-roo!"

by unluckypirate October 19, 2008