Champagne Birthday

The birthday at which you can first drink

It's my champagne birthday and I'm going to get soooo wasted!!!

by The man of the house June 18, 2017

Birthday

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

by dongfarmer September 28, 2018

Birthday

Birthday the day I came out of a stomach

My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday

by Imthatoneperson December 17, 2018

wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

yuppie birthday party

An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.

It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!

by gethyper January 19, 2007

it's your birthday

A stupid saying really; used as a reason to do something one might otherwise not bother doing

its ok dawg u can get f*cked tonite cos its yo birfday

by brendan March 21, 2004

Birthday Bash

When you strip down to your "birthday suit" and wack someone in the face with your boner.

Awe dude, how was your sister's birthday bash?
Have you given your lady a birthday bash recently?

by da_jew April 23, 2017