Definitions by dongfarmer

Birthday 

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

Birthday by dongfarmer September 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

What kind of dodo turd scatterbrained buffoon do you have to be to look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Diction.

Person: God I love Urban Dictionary
You: What's Urban Dictionary.
Person: Look it up.
You: *Looks up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
You: Now I'm sad.

Urban Dictionary by dongfarmer September 28, 2018