The moment when tons of people decide to start a conversation with you at the same time via text/phone call/instant messaging/Facebook chat/email, etc.
It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.
It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.
Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.
by primetimeofyourlife December 05, 2010
That bang mattress is tight!
by bangmattress December 05, 2015
When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 11, 2014
It’s like a crackhead but instead of being under the influence of crack they are under the influence of bang energy drinks
by Meduhwhoelsewoulditbe October 30, 2019
When one bangs one's family.
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to fuck?".
"yes tom, yes i would"
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to fuck?".
"yes tom, yes i would"
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to family bang?".
"yes tom, yes i would"
"yes tom, yes i would"
by Iruhaku January 22, 2015
by The Chip May 05, 2011
by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010