2 definitions by The Rawdogger
by The Rawdogger July 18, 2016
Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.
Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
by The Rawdogger March 22, 2017