Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Boston Blanket

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.

Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.

by Domitri July 5, 2023

Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023