alaskan snow angel

when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers

i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel

by scene wolf March 29, 2011

Alaskan Pinecone

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo.

My girl came over last night and i gave her my fresh alaskan pinecone from last night!

by Hurcules123 September 3, 2014

Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.

'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?

by DP81 December 18, 2010

Alaskan

Alaskan: A person from Alaska, born in Alaska, or of Alaskan citizenship or origin.

Alaskan: Word usually put in front of random words related to wildlife, Northern way of living or food, thus forming an expression referring to a somewhat deviant, humiliating or purely fictive sexual game or habit, usually involving ice feces and oral sex.

Alaskan: Lucy just moved into town. I heard she's Alaskan.

Alaskan: Jenna told me this guy gave Lucy the Alaskan Jackhammer. Lucy went back to Alaska.

by WordsOfWisdom_LetMeBe October 4, 2011

Alaskan Brown Flower

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.

After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.

by FightingPrick March 3, 2010

alaska

Where a person chews up ice to make their mouth cold and performs oral sex for another person.

She gave him an Alaska with the ice from her Big Gulp.

by Kristen February 13, 2006

alaskan cheese-shitter

The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.

"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009