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Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.

'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?

by DP81 December 18, 2010