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scream at the bushes 

verb phrase

to vomit outside, particularly, during a party due to excessive alcohol consumption.

"Screaming at the bushes" is often characterized by a conspicuously audible sound of retching and/or dry heaving. It is typically perpetrated in a flower bed, behind a tree, tall grass, literal bushes, or any other location that might provide a somewhat concealed location to discreetly deposit those pieces of yourself that won't be leaving with the rest of you while simultaneously alleviating the need to clean up afterward.

Origin of "scream at the bushes":
IDK when TF this phrase was 1st used but I'll bet it was coined in West Virginia. When we do somethin' trashy, we typically do our best to, at least, not add work to the puke.
1. Ugh! I'm gonna puke but there's someone in the bathroom. I'm gonna hafta go outside and scream at the bushes.

2. You wanna go to Steve and Deb's 4th of July party this year? IDK if I wanna do that again or not. Last year, you spent the last 1/2 of the party outside, blackout shitty, screamin' at the bushes, while I spent 2 hours fake laughing at your drunk-ass boss' corny-ass jokes.

3. The 50 drinking games are separated into five categories by “Boot Factor." A “Boot Factor” of one means that there is little-to-no chance of tossing your cookies in those games. A “Boot Factor” of five means that you will most likely be screaming at the bushes by the end of the game.
( dailycollegian DOT com/2006/12/beer-book-draws-readers/ )
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Everywhere at the end of time 

The eleventh and final recording by the Caretaker, an alias of English electronic musician Leyland Kirby, with artwork by Ivan Seal. Released between 2016 and 2019, its six studio albums, with a total of 50 songs spanning 6 hours and 30 minutes, use degrading loops of sampled ballroom music to portray the progression of Alzheimer's disease. Described by many listeners as "uncanny," "unsettling," and "saddening" by newer listeners, and with experienced listeners praising its ambience and genius, the work samples music ranging from the 1920s to the 1940s with an emphasis on English ballroom music, specifically various covers of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly among others. Each studio album of the work represents a different one of the seven stages of Alzheimer's, each being offset by one. (e.g. Stage 1 of the work represents Stage 2 of Alzheimer's, Stage 3 represents Stage 4, Stage 6 represents Stage 7, etc.) The first stage is not represented in the work as it has no discernible symptoms in sufferers. There is a discernible difference between Stages 1-3 of the work and Stages 4-6, also known as the "Post Awareness Stages," which aim to portray the user's progression to a more vegetative state by layering multiple songs over one another, sometimes up to 17 layers, with some stretches of songs using very few samples and therefore making for an ambient, peaceful effect.
Everywhere at the end of time's ambience in Stages 4-6 helped me to concentrate while applying for scholarships, especially the end of J1 Stage 4 Post awareness confusions.
Everywhere at the end of time Stage 3 is the perfect soundtrack for the Deep Dark biome in Minecraft; it's so much more terrifying for the Warden to be chasing you while you have extremely distorted ballroom music playing in your ear at full volume!
I've tried telling you a thousand times: I don't want to hear Everywhere at the end of time because it's just too disturbing!

throw a brick at the door 

When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.
My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.

Cut Me Off at the News 

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.
Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.

You're doodoo at this game 

Something me and my friend heard while we were walking to the park.

usually used by 6 year olds, the phrase "you're doodoo" is used to "offend" people.
Some kids: *playing frisbee*
8-10 year old Kid: You're doodoo at this game
7-8 year old kid: *Starts balling her eyes out*

u wuz at the club 

u wuz at the club werent you?

Swashed buckled at the benders 

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!