arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

Beeg arse cat

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed

(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

by Tuulín Tokhín June 9, 2021

Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.

"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"

by Nine Milz March 31, 2018

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Stunned as me arse

Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.

"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

arse over elbow

British slang for "head over heels"

I'm arse over elbow for that lassy

by Hoe-Slaya January 26, 2015

tear the arse out of it

To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.

He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.

by Spadgetastic October 28, 2007