queer as a clockwork orange

Strange, odd, unusual.

(Also the name of famous novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange")

Do you know whothis guy is?
No, dude. I don't see him ever. He is queer as a clockwork orange.

by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017

Full as a monkey

To be reallllyyy full.

Lunch?! You've already made yourself full as a monkey!

by fendlo September 18, 2018

high as a bitch

To heavily be under the influence of marijuana that all you can say is you are indeed high as a bitch. This is usually pared with squinting of the eyes and excessive consumption of junk food. Not to be confused with the similar yet different high as fuck

Guy number 1. “Dog, I’m straight up high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “I know fam, you’ve said that 3 times in the last 25 minutes”

Guy number 1. “My bad bro, you know how I get when I’m high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “4 times...”

by Unlimitedpower April 30, 2019

Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

by Filthy Don June 16, 2019

Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020