Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Shig Boxed

A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.

Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.

by The BCC's March 21, 2009

Social box

A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.

From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing

the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.

Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.

by EnglishE September 30, 2016

Chalupa Box

A Mexican bitch's cunt

I would dump a hot load of refried beans onto that chalupa box.

by BatAIDS_STL December 30, 2019

Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)

Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !

by The Caged World August 20, 2019

Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)

I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?

by poohbear74 September 20, 2019

Fire Box

Fire box means good coochie.

“Yo’ I heard you smashed Selenna, she got a fire box ?”

by Zxxu October 7, 2019