A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
by tollielicker November 24, 2023
by tollielicker November 24, 2023
by tollielicker November 24, 2023
A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 15, 2021
insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies
person 2 : facts
general use
person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies
person 2 : facts
general use
person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine
by SeanSprout October 27, 2022