get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Gorilla Face

When you give a girl a dirty sanchez and then rip out some of her pubes and throw them on her face where they stick to the feces

She thought it was just a dirty sanchez, but i full on Gorilla Faced her.

by Bbbb.biz July 2, 2019

face

oral sex

ways to say oral sex: face, head, top

"Bruh that girl gave me epic face."

"Boi, y'all are only 16, and don't you have herpes?"

"Sh*t"

by thatcoolkid13 January 28, 2019

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

by Furphobic November 23, 2023

Freckle-Faced Rosie

A tasty Red IPA at Lupulin Brewing.

Can I get a 10 oz Freckle-Faced Rosie?

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009