Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

face

short for Facebook : a social media service for sharing photographs and video:

Have you seen my post on face?
Megan is addicted to Face.

by Thay45 March 19, 2021

Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

loss face

1.When a person gets disgraced
2. Immense humiliated

Origin:
A Chinese Exchange student from NAU was on a trip with a student from OSU teaching each other Chinese/English when they came across a word that he (the NAU Student) had not learned. So we came up with this word to describe the meaning of the word he meant to say in English.

Guy 1: Wow you are very ugly and your style of clothing makes me laugh
Guy 2: Awww man, your making me experience Loss Face

by The Chinese/Puerto Rican August 20, 2010