self fellacio

Giving head to ones self

My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'

by Catlo94 February 26, 2017

self-media

Media individuals create for their own viewing or listening pleasure.

Audio-journaling is one type of self-media.

by but for November 28, 2017

self-envelopment

The act of blocking out everything but the task at hand, like putting oneself in an envelope so one can have privacy and focus on only one thing.

"I must have missed your call while i was engrossed in self-envelopment."

by dontkaralot August 4, 2009

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010

Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

by Emeasoba George June 9, 2018