mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
Friend: Yooo dude, just peeled my clementine peel off in one piece
User: Strange flaunt however, very well.
User: Strange flaunt however, very well.
by RealityUnfold March 11, 2019
A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.
X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.
by ~tenuto~ November 17, 2004
The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head
RED SPY:
Right behind you!
As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph
RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.
The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
RED SPY:
Right behind you!
As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph
RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.
The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
by Gaming_Gaming November 02, 2021
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
by hai_bai August 14, 2011
White store clerk: Ma'am. You can't park here
Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!
Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!
by The Other Homeboy December 26, 2008
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009