8 Turn 

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

8 Turn by anonymous September 11, 2022

titty turn 

when a someone goes from having saggy pecs to muscular pecs

damn, Steve been hitting the gym and got titty turn

titty turn by peppypepperoni September 27, 2022

Left turn

When a conversation gets saucy

Sarah and Rich's conversation took a left turn, next thing they were getting jiggy

Left turn by Yorkshireskys January 11, 2023

Left Turn

Getting your dick sucked while driving

She did left turns all night.

Left Turn by Realei March 9, 2023

Titty turn signals 

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

Titty turn signals by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

U-turn 

A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much

Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty

U-turn by My man My man My man September 21, 2023

National turn tall people into bridges day 

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

National turn tall people into bridges day by Rekunance October 6, 2023