Temporary Throat Herpes

Mono or Mononucleosis

I heard she got temporary throat herpes from suckin' mad face. Aint nobody wanna touch her till she gets better, that shit sucks.

by Mike Diesel 2 December 11, 2009

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.

Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!

by mrneglect September 29, 2010

Sandy Throne

When a guy sticks his penis in the sand and then inserts it into the girls vagina.

Jane, Bob gave me a sandy throne when we were on the beach!

by Jan Jan the Candyman October 8, 2011

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

cake throat

When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.

An actual problem for many people.

Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.

I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.

by cake throat sufferer December 4, 2013

shrimp throat

Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp

She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.

by Ex-Texas December 15, 2014