80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

Thinkative

Means if someone is being thoughtful or kind and or smart, thinkative can be a vary good thing to say if you are at lost for words but you admire someone.

Thank you you are so thinkative

by Miss Thinkative March 9, 2020

Challenging the herd with new and bold thinking

Being racist

White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."

by Unheardofbs September 21, 2022

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

Yo Jerry did you see the real and totally cool allegations towards Logan Paul?

Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.

by TheIdiot37 November 23, 2024

Think

It's not a thing I think and I can't NOT be better than everyone. It's literally impossible. I can ACTIVELY SEE YOU IDIOTS BEING BOTH EQUAL TO EACHOTHER AND NOT THE SAME AS ME BEFORE MY VERY EYES!

Hym "See, you may THINK that I am threatening to murder your kids but ACTUALLY... I'm doing it in a way that is not at all actionable. Right? Because I can just say that I'm not doing it. It's like if I was harassing you in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia... You would THINK that the definition of workplace 'Unwanted remarks about a person's private life, gender, or sexuality in the workplace' but REALLY... ACTUALLY... It's IS that and I am are doing it BUUUUUT... If I get everyone else I on it but we do it to you specifically and just omit your name while we do it... It's how I are doing it that makes it not actions and if you take an action I don't like... I get to control the action you have to do to stop yourself from being harassed and I also get to profit.... Right? And definitely don't murder my kids over it cus that's not allowed."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025