Hoarse voice similar to or sounding like laryngitis brought on by smoking too much methamphetamine in bubble pipe.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018
Get the bubble flu mug.A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
by Estall December 31, 2009
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"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!
At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016
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Get the Swag Flu mug.Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
Get the Freedom Flu mug.When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
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