Turtle Shelling 

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

Turtle Shelling by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

turtle awkward 

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

turtle awkward by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

turtle tunnel 

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

turtle tunnel by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.

I was turtle sippin hella hard

Turtle Sippin by Woodi101 November 23, 2010

Turtle Jogging 

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

Turtle Jogging by timpr August 1, 2011

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

turtle dumping by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013