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Softcocking

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!
by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008
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softball stamp

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
by skippyt May 22, 2008
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Soft Core Terrorist

1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.

2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.

3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.

Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
by Jasper B. Bunhead November 20, 2010
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softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.
After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.
by softitute September 28, 2011
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Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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soft sucking

The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.
Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car
by Breadtime April 9, 2015
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Softball

A sport where girls can show they belong and that they can fight you go girl run these bases
Wow softball is so cool
by Dotanator January 14, 2017
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