Facebook Stalking 

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

Facebook Stalking by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

Fiddle sticking

When an old man is trying to pee outside in the winter but it recoils everytime he starts peeing causing him to fiddle around longer than normal

Pops quit fiddle sticking around and go already so we can leave .

Fiddle sticking by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022

gang stalking 

anything illegal under michigan public law 256-2003 anti electronic harassment law. also "voice to skull?" that tells you an unlisted phone number which you call on a payphone that turns out to be a corrupt official, tells you who has herpes, (i love when they get in fights with eachother and rat eachother out!)and what meds thay take-ritalin causing a substance induced mania and spd, sadistic personality disorder-deriving glee from these activities.

they're gang stalking.they gang stalked me and cut me off in traffic.

gang stalking by boogerpizza January 7, 2011

Smacking your palms

The act of using one closed fist to pound or smack the other palm. The smacking occurs in a fast, frequent, and hard motion, in such a way that a redness forms on the receiving palm. When the smacking is finish a painful but fulfilling feeling should occur throughout the body.

Subject 1: "What are you smacking your palms?"
Subject 2: "So they get red"
Subject 1: "Why would you want them to get red?"
Subject 2: "Cause it hurts!"

Smacking your palms by Matt Crosson May 29, 2008

stauking 

The act of checking someone out, without them noticing you're looking at them. A mild version of stalking

I was at this party, and there was this hot chick. I was totally stauking her all night

stauking by Kralle6000 February 29, 2016

Lip Sticking 

Prairie dogging involves the poop popping in and out of the anus. Lip sticking involves several inches of the poop being permanently extended and leaving "lipstick marks" on the underwear or skirt.

Art: "So I was dancing at Club X with Jen when she started lip sticking right on my leg."

Ben: "Grossss! What did you do?"

Art: "I tried to push it back in but it would not budge. I had to wash my khakis this morning."

Lip Sticking by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Name-Stalking 

Another word for looking up people's names on Urban Dictionary. A lonely and selfish task, normally done in the dead of night on the empty wastelands of plastic known as "The Keyboard". Commonly done by alisons and daniels, who are admittedly cool enough to get away with it.

Alison: "Hey Danny Boy! What's your fine self doin up in the dead of night?"

Daniel: "Oh you know, just Name-stalking."

Note: Tylers and Morgans cannot complete this action because it goes against their belief in the unity of the subjunctive universe. I would know, Im an Alex.

Name-Stalking by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009