speaketh

When some dumbass says this instead of speak to sound either intellectual or a failed attempt at comedy in a usually normal sentences

"Speaketh upon me with your glorious language"
"Don't be like that go away"

by MFoxManVA November 27, 2017

Those We Don't Speak Of

n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>

*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)

*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney

*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up

*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice

*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim

"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"

"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."

"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"

by Nicole July 14, 2006

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Geek Speak

Retard speak

Kids who use geek speak are most likely the same kids who get Ds and Fs in English class.

by normal October 31, 2003

AIM Speak

A term used by idiotic teenage girls who think the term for Netspeak is AIM speak

Idiot 1- LOL that's sooo funny
Idiot 2- Oh my god, quit using AIM speak in real life
Me- Oh my god you fags it's called Netspeak

by Doopliss February 6, 2008

1337 speak

1337- LEET- ELITE

To put it simply, someone who is the pwn (owns other people) or who thinks they are anyway.

I pWn j00 4ll! ph3aR ME!

by amelia October 11, 2004

speak russian

To give a blow job, usually while talking in tongues.

Get on your knees and speak russian

by Dysfunctionaldud November 10, 2006