sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

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spermtooth

Similar to the phrase "sweet thooth" which is used to describe someone who loves sweet things, someone with a sperm tooth loves the taste of sperm.

Mika has a spermtooth.

by D.P.Lipsky March 18, 2004

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Spermulation, the krunktastic fabulous fantastic amazing process originally postulated by the Unmitigatedly Funkadelic Professor George Clinton, is the communication of funk through hyper-funkitized sperm, colored hot pink and glowing. Causes grooves to reverberate throughout nearby bodies and mass dancing and subsequent spermulation.

Spermulation 101:
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!

by Funkmasta Dubya September 19, 2005

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Spermguard

A plastic cover over keyboards, rarely seen these days but frequently used in the past. Ostensibly used to prevent the keyboard's inner workings from exposure to dust or liquids, their primary use was to make sure the keys didn't get clogged with ejaculate.

I'm glad that I had a chance to take the spermguard off of the keyboard before they used the blacklight on my office, or otherwise I'd be fired for waxing the knob when I should have been filing TPS reports.

by Philly Dan September 25, 2009

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