Self-empowerment 

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

Self-empowerment by just like honey June 5, 2021

Self-Care 

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

Self-Care by robojay500 June 23, 2021

self care 

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

self care by frumpadump November 25, 2017

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

self un-employed by Kat November 25, 2004

self-pwn 

when one humiliates themselves to thepoint point of being pwned

Yo whats up with that kid during class, he is always making stupid comments and self-pwning himslef.

self-pwn by coopertrooper April 7, 2011

Self Control Exercises 

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

Self Control Exercises by Jplague September 11, 2011

self relient 

The act of being able to cover your previous prevarications effectively with new untruths that support the orginal ones in question well enough such that they will no longer be suspect.

Our son has such a great future ahead of him. He is so self relient.

self relient by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007