Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

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Reginald

Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.

Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.

Girl 2: How exciting?

Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.

Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

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