A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.
by Ritardondo September 22, 2016
Get the Penismug. The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.
by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018
Get the Penismug. by lynkozz March 30, 2015
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by Sexpert May 12, 2003
Get the Penismug. Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors
by Chayundra June 12, 2008
Get the Penismug. Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS!!!!"
"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.
"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.
by keylicker01 October 10, 2004
Get the PENISmug.