Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

Peni

A bundle of penises

Alexis Texas took many peni in one video.

by Mr.peni January 13, 2017

Penis

johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect.

by Sexpert May 12, 2003

Penis

Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors

Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long
Sara:yea right

by Chayundra June 12, 2008

PENIS

Penis: noun, verb, adj, insult, etc.

Emma.

Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS!!!!"

"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.

by keylicker01 October 10, 2004