parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

havis parents

synonym for dead/long gone

Girl i’ll be havis parents if i dont study hard
girl im havis parents as a chile

by Ray_ma October 31, 2025

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019

Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.

Imagine being the child of virgin parents!

by LordJenal August 9, 2024

sensitive parent

A parent (or any person really) who is offended by absolutely everything. Like to the point where SuperMarioLogan's entire YouTube channel (It's a great channel you should check it out) was demonitized because sensitive parents thought coloring plush toys green like zombies is innapropriate and a danger to society (We need this to end!) These people naturally hate things like Jeffy or Online games because in their insane minds, these simple everyday things will lead to the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.

alsgalskg- "Have you heared of Langlanhna;dh?
hgfgucowet- "ya, he has sensitive parents, they won't let him watch Jeffy for some reason.
alsgalskg- "ik, what an asshole! (The sensitive parent, not langlanhna;dh.)

by jeffyouhouh May 20, 2018