mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen

n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.

by BonerBilly April 1, 2015

Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016

mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.

if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40

by dellabella July 11, 2022

The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily

"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."

by skii_ November 24, 2023