muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

Mudd Monger

One who Mongers in Butt Mudd or real mud.

Look at that guy Rob's doo doo brown hands!! He must be a Mudd Monger!!!

by 3X0RC1S7 September 8, 2010

Muddy Clam

Performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

My girl loves it when i give her a Muddy Clam!

by jstwnbby34 November 22, 2011

Muddy Buddies

You are either with one girl, or perferably two, just to make it a threeway. You are doing anal with the girl or the first girl. The girl or girl number one shits on your dick just to make it more fun. Then the girl or girl number two starts eating the shit off your dick.

Kate Upton took a shit on Kanye's dick then he had Megan Fox suck it off, becoming Muddy Buddies.

by Pu$$y69 July 17, 2012

muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

by erinbeckytra April 26, 2003

muddy t-bar

Refering to any person who is in a bad mood. An updated verson of the phrase "poopy pants". Muddy t-bar refers to some one who has shat their g-string and it has started to boil over.

I am sick of these damn auto mechanics, they all have muddy t-bar's.

Don't worry about him, he's just sporting a muddy t-bar.

by Swizzle stick February 3, 2007

muddy

1. Muddy Mud Skipper. A.K.A 'Pricey'.
2. Muddy Water's. Redmans third solo album.

1. Yo check that Muddy's shit he a hardcore mutha-fucka.
2. Yo, Muddy is still one of the best cds out there.

by Diego September 22, 2003