Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 8, 2005

morning b's

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.

I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!

by Sass Smoker July 13, 2006

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Morning Tea

A mid morning break invented by the Disability Employment Network.

Would you like a scone to go with your morning tea?

by meanieoh May 27, 2009

Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009