muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012

Muff'd

To completely screw up or otherwise botch something that can and/ or should be done in a more correct fashion

Guy 1: How did your presentation go in English class today?
Guy 2: Not good, I totally muff'd it

by Capo do tutti capi December 1, 2013

Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015