Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

Matthew

A bitch

Damn Matthew is a bitch

by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021

matthew huff

Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.

"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .

by MsMatthewHuff December 3, 2021

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021

Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry

Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.

by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022