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Mark Puno

A Filipino asshole. He’s such a dick to everyone. But he’s my friend
by TheLargeManofCali February 28, 2020
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Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
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twitter mark

a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE
"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."
by ErickRowan June 7, 2018
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The Mark Special

The most depraved sexual act known to man
I gave that chick the mark special.

I gave her the mark special and lets just say she didnt walk normally ever again
by FLIPFLOPFLAP August 7, 2014
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Mark Hoffman

The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…

Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.

Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.

Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.

Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.

Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
by Darkness Prime October 2, 2023
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Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark
Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.
by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023
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Mark Riley

1. verb; Ambush journalism.
2. verb; to use selective editing to make a news story out of a non-issue

Origin: Mark Riley (chief political editor for Channel 7 News, Australia) ambushed Tony Abbott, leader of the Australian Coalition party, over comments of "shit happens..." made to commanding officers about the death of one of their troopers during visit a to Afghanistan. Using selective editing Riley attempted to make out that Abbott was insensitive to the death of the soldier when he made the comment.
Obama was Mark Riley'd during his opening speech at congress yesterday.
by pi3142 February 27, 2011
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