guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man
guy 2: i went to a gay rave!
guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses
guy 2: i went to a gay rave!
guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses
by benLOLatlorry August 27, 2008
Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.
by Calculatorfucker July 02, 2018
A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!
Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.
by NezumiiroShinobi June 04, 2012
The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
by waltermitty August 22, 2004
by Don Alonso May 28, 2003
A person who likes to suck cock along with being the worst running back in the NFL. Along with any other person with the name is also gay.
yo guys, david johnson is gay and sucks cock but he's bad with the cardinals, keeping sucking dick, so you can get paid.or anyone with the name david johnson.
by TheUnderGod September 03, 2019
by pimpshit May 05, 2006