Abigail 'Johnson'

A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!

Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.

by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012

Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.

Travisss durex is trying to get out of his cot again the little Brian Johnson.

by Calculatorfucker July 2, 2018

lorry johnson

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

David Johnson

A person who likes to suck cock along with being the worst running back in the NFL. Along with any other person with the name is also gay.

yo guys, david johnson is gay and sucks cock but he's bad with the cardinals, keeping sucking dick, so you can get paid.or anyone with the name david johnson.

by TheUnderGod September 3, 2019

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006