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Jockism

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
by En frälsare February 3, 2021
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Joscah

Joscah is a danish Game Master (a person who dominates in every game). Joscah has been confirmed to be one of the best competitive players since 2018. In 2014 he was European champion 14 times in Call of Duty: Black ops II, and after that, he disappeared.

In 2016 a person named REZA shared a picture of Joscah on Free Gaming (high-end gaming Discord server), where people saw, that Joscah has returned in World of Warcraft as a multi-gladiator warrior. People now confirmes, that Joscah is back, and he is still playing at a high level in many different video games.

In 2020 Joscah was found on Medal.TV, where he record videos competing against other high level players. On Joscah's channel, you can see high rated matches in World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Minecraft and FIFA. REZA is an english Minecraft bedwars player, and shared Joscah's stats with Free Gaming Discord server. In 2022 we still don't know much about Joscah's private life, but we do know, that he will do whatever it takes to win. I personally find him inspiring.
Wait.... We have Joscah on our team?
- No way we losing now!
by Shawox May 10, 2022
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Jonghyun

Person 1: I'll miss you Jonghyun you did well I'm proud of you

Person 2: sleep well up in heaven

Person 3: *gross sobbing in the corner*
by Tai B January 23, 2018
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Joshua Kim

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.
by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021
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John Deacon

Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.
by brianmay.king January 24, 2019
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joe titty

A skilled trades apprentice who is always clinging to the journeyman and sucking off the titty.
That Daman is a real Joe Titty.
by JoeTitty November 17, 2016
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Jolyne Cujoh

Jolyne Cujoh is the main character of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part VI and the first female JoJo ever. She is the daughter of Jotaro Kujo and served time in jail for the crimes she committed for her father's attention (not really, she was framed). She is best described as serious, confrontational, abrupt, a̶n̶d̶ h̶̶o̶̶t̶̶ a̶̶s̶̶ f̶̶u̶̶c̶̶k̶̶. For most of the part she and her comrades are on the mission of retrieving Jotaro's memories, Stand, and DISC as it was stolen by Enrico Pucci (the main antagonist of the part) using his Stand: Whitesnake. She later helps and contributes to the fight against a powered up Pucci alongside her dad and others
Fan: My favorite character is actually Jolyne Cujoh from part 6
by TheProGuyDudeBro November 30, 2020
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