Javed

The Most Amazing Person In the world 🌍 A amazing cousin friend anything
Real definition: Look Up ^
🌍 Can stand up but is still sensitive

Really Funny

“I wish I was javed” YOU Frickin wish

by Pnb’s Wife April 22, 2018

Jered

The hottest firefighter to ever live.He has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.His optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. A person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.

Jered is smokin'

by Black_ Betty April 10, 2010

Jarod

Jarod is a world-class anus tickler who storms around the country in a tornado like movement tickling everybody's anus that he crosses paths with.

Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.

But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz

Random guy: Owch did you just slap my butt?
Other Random guy: Lol nope, that must've been Jarod

by Mickeymouse12345678987456321 August 20, 2012

Javed

A cool,Handsome man that everybody like,loves,and kiss.he gets every chick in the school with brainpower.

Real definition: A Hindu name which means misunderstood or clumsy

I call Javed when I need help

by Cool guy 16 October 25, 2017

jaked

v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 6, 2008

Lock-jawed

When somebody bites down on your penis and will not let go.

I'd rather be stranded out in Pontiac, than lock-jawed by some girl.

by Daisy Promise July 29, 2011

whopper-jawed

to be crooked or bent out of shape

that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.

by kenner63 June 9, 2011