Hot Hat

A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.

Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.

Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.

by David B. Cool October 13, 2004

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.

That guy is a serious asshat!

by Pin January 4, 2005

put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.

Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.

Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.

by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010