Hamberder

Fast food burger served cold by dotard. Winning!

I served Clemsonchampionship team hamberders at the Whitehouse.

by amiJ January 15, 2019

Hammerhead

A person who enjoys eating out excessively bloody assholes. They typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bloody carnage.

Hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a "feeding frenzy."

That hammerhead is eating mad time asshole! Look at all that blood!

by UsedDinger October 23, 2013

Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

by Threaders April 6, 2006

Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.

"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.

by yourmomshairyvag May 12, 2010

hammer down

A drinking call which must be heeded. When some yells this phrase, everyone within earshot of the visionary who initiated the call must finish their beverage of a delicious and alcoholic nature.

Sal yelled "hammer down" and we all finished our drinks. Unfortunately he was drinking straight whiskey, so later on he crapped on my rug and wiped his ass with my shorts.

by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

hammer

Nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

I'm from the Hammer! We invented Tim Horton's, eh?

by Hammerite December 23, 2006