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Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.
by Threaders March 22, 2006
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