Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Cheese Grater

When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.

I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.

by kevin 12 May 8, 2008

Gratus

It is a mispelling for the dutch word "Gratis" which means "Free".

Stef: What's the dutch word for free?
Daan: Gratus
Jeroen: No, stupid, you made a typo. It's "Gratis".

by DecoyDucky February 27, 2010

Grapes

what the fuck are you looking at the definition of grapes for you stupid fuck?

you should know what grapes are.

by AlexMichaelis September 3, 2012

grapesmuggler

One who regularly engages in the act of Teabagging.

Leave that kid alone grapesmuggler.

by Glue-All March 4, 2003

Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)

The gayest possible gay porn scene that a straight man can think of without losing his mind.

Hey man, what is your Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)? A mountain of dicks.

by What we do in secret February 11, 2010

Gods Greatest Creation

Tom Fletcher

Talented, Awesome guy.

by Natalie Smith (Natz) January 29, 2004